weird applicant behavior

There’s simply no end to the crazy stuff people will do or say when they’re trying to nail down a job.  

Our latest list of bizarre applicant behaviors comes from, of all places, the Reader’s Digest. RD collected anecdotes from HR pros, Robert Half Technology and Washingtonian.com for a pretty extensive list of out-of-the-ordinary actions of jobseekers.

Here are our favorites:

We ask prospective job applicants at our business to fill out a questionnaire. For the line ‘Choose one word to summarize your strongest professional attribute,’ one woman wrote, ‘I’m very good at following instructions.’

 

An individual applied for a customer-service job, and when asked what he might not like about the job, he said, ‘Dealing with people.’

 

I had somebody list their prison time as a job. And an exotic dancer who called herself a ‘customer service representative.’

 

Applicant put up posters of himself in the company parking lot.

 

The candidate arrived in a catsuit.

 

Applicant announced his candidacy with a singing telegram.

 

Candidate specified that his availability was limited because Friday, Saturday, and Sunday was ‘drinking time.’

 

Candidate explained an arrest by stating, ‘We stole a pig, but it was a really small pig.’

 

Advertising is a tough business. Which may be why one prospective adman wrote a cover letter boasting, ‘I am getting to my goal, slowly but surly.’

 

A job applicant came in for an interview with a cockatoo on his shoulder.

 

A guy who forgot dark socks to wear with his suit colored in his ankles with a black felt-tip marker.

 

The candidate told the interviewer he was fired from his last job for beating up his boss.

 

An applicant said she was a ‘people person,’ not a ‘numbers person,’ in her interview for an accounting position.

 

A candidate complained that she was hot. She then said ‘Excuse me’ and removed her socks. After placing them on the desk, she continued as if everything was normal.

 

Applicant rented a billboard, which the hiring manager could see from his office, listing his qualifications.

 

I swear this is true: Someone threw his beer can in the outside trash can before coming into the reception area.

Got your own bizarro-applicant story? Send it along.

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